its not stalking. its research.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Well I just put wine in my tea
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Randomize
