She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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