he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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