Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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