i think my mom watched the whole time
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Randomize