I like my sex mixed with concussions.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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