Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Small penises have feelings too.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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