But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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