dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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