Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
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We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.