Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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