Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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