I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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