no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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