Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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