omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Randomize
