Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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