I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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