Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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