I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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