No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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