The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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