I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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