and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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