Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
So here I am, sexting at work.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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