these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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