She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Randomize
