Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize