So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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