I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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