Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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