fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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