I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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