glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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