Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
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