Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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