Where is the hickey?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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