Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
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