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How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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