i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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