Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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