shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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