5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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