now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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