it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
We were destined to go to rehab together
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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