singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You smell like a Billy Joel song
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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