I just pynch a tree in the face
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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