Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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