ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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