Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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