It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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