omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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