we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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