I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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