Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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