dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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