look no pants
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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